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Priceless New Bride: Accidentally Offending The Dangerous CEO
by Elvis Dean
She gets drunk in the bar and accidentally offends her husband whom she has rarely met throughout their two-year-marriage! Rumor has it that Young Master Rong Yan is a germaphobe and will never let any woman get near him. Why is she an exception? Rumor has it that Young Master Rong Yan is ill-tempered and whoever offends him, would be sent to meet Hades. But why is she still in one piece after provoking him? She would definitely make those who bully her and treat her unfairly, pay the consequenc…
If The Crown Fits
by Kiraran
Second Book of "5 Princes and I"Rosalie Amber Stan's world is now upside down. Not only is she supposed to learn about her dead kingdom but she actually has to learn how to use her powers alongside her familiar, Custard.Adding to her list of problems; the rogue king, King Ferius, will stop at nothing until he gets ahold of Rose's blood. So it is now up to the princes to protect her until she learns how to protect herself. Which could take a while with her refusal to cooperate with them.Will Ros…
Collateral Flux
by Ranjit_Singh_6096
Blaze of GloryA fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry.It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with …
The Rare Chap Chronicles
by A_Morrow
The Rare Chap ChroniclesIn a roaring-steam 1920s metropolis where women run the guilds, command the skies and outnumber men a hundred to one, a single misplaced bow is legally a marriage proposal. Into this clock-work matriarchy tumbles Harold “Hal” Forsythe—modern British tinkerer, accidental heart-throb and the first freeborn man the capital has seen in three years.Declared “decorative inventory” by his tyrannical Aunt Effie, Hal would much rather earn a proper craft-licence, upgrade his dead-…
Loved by Mr. President
by mys_tic
[Matured content, no rape.]"Mama, Custard," Adrian said as he rushed towards me. Adrian Woods, my four years old son whom I was left to raise alone."Darian," I called out, staring intently at him, "who gave you the right to touch him, and even call him your son?"He was back! The man I tried my best to run from, the man whom I did everything possible to stay away from, the one person who was happy seeing me in so much pain. Darian Woods was back, my divorced husband, the father of my child.…
Slendytubbies go camping
by xXTheimaginatorxX
This story takes place with the main four teletubbies taking a camping vacation when something unexpected happens on their way traveling until the guardian comes to their rescue. The guardian explains about their mysterious incident but soon meet some new weird friends from a strange place.As they meet their new friends things start to get dark when one day Tinky winky randomly disappears for days and they are left with notes and tapes as clues along the way but then find him somewhere that seem…
The Almighty King Reincarnated
by Medoka
In a world where cultivation is everything, even brushing your teeth might require a spiritual technique.Flying swords, ancient bloodlines, and advanced systems have become part of everyday life. The future looks bright... and utterly chaotic.But Zhang? He couldn’t care less.At age 4, he flew on a sword.At age 6, he sealed away the Void God.At age 9, he casually attained godhood.And now?He just wants to eat Custard Buns.While others chase immortality, Zhang naps. While sects wage war, Zhang snac…